1693Gustav found himself a hot little number. It was difficult to refrain from drooling during the wedding ceremony. Will be a real joy having her around the house. Got a postcard from their honeymoon, sounds like he's already got her pregnant. Made me wish I was there with her. Honey moon suite, frolicking on the beach, rolling in the sand, the feel of sand between her bare silky skin and my hot hands. Ugh, best go take yet another cold shower. |
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I lost a very important game of poker to my friend Matthew Smith. I promised him Belle's hand in marriage to cover my gambling losses | I'm not sure why Brenda is so upset. It's not like I gambled her away, although she was my first offer, which he rejected. But you didn't hear that from me. |
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1691The old ball and chain is starting to look her age. |
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1690Peace and quiet at last. Belle has left for college and Brenda still isn't speaking to me so it's really quiet now. |
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1688I managed to talk Tamara into coming home from work with me. We became fast friends, and I started getting into my groove. She responded well to some sweet talk so I decided to try kissing her hand. Didn't want to move too fast and scare her off. Just as I picked up her hand, who pulls up but Brenda! Oy vey! Luckily she was tired and went to bed without too much argument, leaving me to flirt some more with Tamara, who amazingly enough wasn't at all put off by the sudden appearance of my wife. Sleeping on the couch for the next few days will be worth it if I can get Tamara to fall in love with me. |
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My little girl grows into quite a fetching and popular teen. | Gustav finally leaves for college. He had been waiting for a friend to go with him, but decided to head off alone. |
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| 1683The day I was regretting finally came. I'm an old man. The young girls still whistle at me, so I guess I've aged well. Like a fine wine, still just as intoxicating, and maybe more potent. |
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1682Gustav hits adolescence. He'll be off on his own soon (I hope). Kaylynn came in for a makeover today. I never did get to nail that juicy morsel. Like I care that she's married, why should the fact that her husband is my brother bother me? Poetic justice if you ask me. Garth always stole mom's affection from me, now it's my turn. Kaylynn regretted our woohoo instantly and snuck off while I was sleeping. Oh well, I just needed the notch in my bedpost, not another relationship. |
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1679Finally I'm home alone during the day again. Man, kids can really put a cramp in a guy's social life. |
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1677Got belle potty trained. No more stinky nasty diapers for me. Finally figured out to lock the bathroom doors to keep her out of the stupid toilet. |
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1675Belle is crawling around now. She's happier playing in the toilet than with her stupid toys. I swear this child will be the end of me yet. |
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1674Well, the old man died. Luckily he didn't have some freak show stipulations to his will. Gustav started school, so he's gone most of the day atleast. |
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1672Brenda did it to me again. Just got Gustav potty trained so I don't need to deal with diapers, and she goes and has another baby. This one's a girl, Brenda named her Belle. |
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1670Gustav finally became a toddler. Good, now I can just sit him in front of a toy all day while I go about with my 'business'. Had to add onto the house to make room for the kids. |
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1667Well, I guess all that woohoo had to lead somewhere. Momma had a baby and MY head popped off. Soon as the little tyke popped out, I found myself on the floor with some weirdo shrink dropping out of the ceiling. He was completely amazed. Said I was the first male ever known to suffer from post partum depression. Brenda expects me to take care of the baby since I'm home all day. I swear, that child knows what is going on and is just plain evil. He always seems to need a diaper change just as I am getting hot and heavy with a customer. |
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1665I bought a beautician's chair, registered my house as a business, and quit my job. Brenda doesn't seem too pleased, but I pointed out that to make a real go of the business, I can't do it just part time after work. Of course, my real reasoning is all the hotties I'll meet, and can fool around with, while the ball and chain is at work. |
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1663Mom's lawyer called. He said mom had figured I would leave Garth's shortly after finding out there was no money involved in my inheritance. Guess mom wasn't as loony as I had thought. The lawyer said that if I get married, I'll get half of mom's substantial estate. Apparently her money is sitting in trust for up to 15 years or until I get married. Why didn't he tell me that sooner?? So, I married the bartender from The Crypt O' Night Club downtown. We'd been getting along pretty good except for her refusal to put out til I married her. Managed to kill two birds with one stone. |
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1661How embarrassing. Evie walked in on me making out with the maid. I was just rounding second base and headed for third too. So, I got my own place. No more worries about anyone inturrupting the master at work, or dissaproving looks from Garth and dad about the number of women coming by. |
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1654Totally unbelievable. Mom's will stipulated that I had to move in with Garth to inherit anything. I figured it must be a huge amount of simoleons for such a sacrifice. And what was my inheritance? 'morals and a responsible role model'! Apparently mom wasn't as well off as she liked to let on since Garth is hardly rolling in dough either. I've always been what mom called "a bit loose". I can't help it if girls swoon when I walk by! |