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Where there's a will, there's a way. I had Kathleen invite a guy over for me, no phone or computer required. She brought me some old fart though. She said it was either that or a teenager. Though, I hafta admit ... he may be ancient and ugly ... but he knows what he's doing. After a little physical exhertion I told him all about how badly I'm treated here. Ok, so I might have embellished the story a little bit. But I knew I had him right where I wanted when he said he wished he could take me away from all this. I grabbed my clothes before he had a chance to change his mind, and pocketed a pricey looking vase on my way out the door. Maybe I should have atleast left a note, but I'm still mad at Frank. Let him worry for a bit. If I'm feeling nice, I might even invite him to the wedding. I may be in limbo for a bit, but you can track me down here.
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